Some time ago, I received a second-hand report of a comedy sketch done at St. Thomas Aquinas College by the The Late Night Players. It seems they go around college campuses and come up with anagrams from the school at which they are performing, which then form the basis of improv sketches. Here are some of the anagrams they came up with in this case -- they seemed too good not to share:

Ham n' ass taquitos

I squat on Sam's hat

Shit! Toss Aquaman! (Emergency situation on the superhero hot air balloon)

Tom, squish a Santa

Quasi-hot tan mass (Description of Paris Hilton)

Tam has quastions (This is supposed to sound like 'Tom has questions')

Squat-Ass Hamiton (A silly name)

SOS! Squint at a ham! ("I think I'm reading the Morse code wrong!")

Shaq sits on Samitu

I shot squamantas (but I didn't shoot the deputy...)