Funniest Bridge Story I Have Seen


            The following is from The New York Times Bridge Book, by Alan Truscott and Dorothy Hayden Truscott (New York: The New York Times Company, 2002), pages 230-2, from a chapter entitled "Dorothy's Bridge Memories".

            In 1966 there was a world pairs championship in Amsterdam, and Becker and I had qualified to represent the United States.  After innumerable sessions of qualifying we had made it to the four-session finals.  We finished third and took home the bronze medal.  If I had played half as well as my partner, we would have won the whole thing.  At the time I did not realize that third place was very good: Never before or since has a woman finished in the top ten.

            The winners of the title, in a blanket finish, were two talented Dutchmen, Bob Slavenburg and Hans Kreijns. Slavenburg told me the following remarkable story.  He had, he said, been playing on an earlier occasion in a match between the Netherlands and France.  He picked up

Spades:           6 2

Hearts:           9 5

Diamonds:    4 3

Clubs:            A Q J 7 6 5 2

            With both sides vulnerable, he had ventured a psychic overcall of one spade when his right-hand opponent opened one heart.  When this was doubled for penalties–before the days of negative doubles–he retreated to one no trump.  He intended to beat a second retreat into clubs after a further double, but his partner got in the way by bidding two spades. Slavenburg assumed that this indicated great length and strength in spades and stood his ground.

            The complete deal was this:

 


                                                            North

Dealer: East                                       Spades:           8 5 4 3

Vulnerable: Both                              Hearts:           7 6 3 2

                                                            Diamonds:    9 5 2

                                                            Clubs:            K 4

West                                                                                                   East

Spades:           A K Q 7                                                                      Spades:           J 10 9

Hearts:           K J                                                                               Hearts:           A Q 10 8 4

Diamonds:    K J 6                                                                            Diamonds:    A Q 10 8 7

Clubs:            10 9 8 3                                                                       Clubs:           

                                                            South

Spades:           6 2

Hearts:           9 5

Diamonds:    4 3

Clubs:            A Q J 7 6 5 2

 

 

West                North              East                 South

                                                                        (Slavenburg)

                                                1 Heart           1 Spade

Dbl.                Pass                Pass                1 N.T.

Dbl.                2 Spades         Dbl.                Pass

Pass                Pass

 

            It is easy to see that two spades doubled was not an ideal contract.  The defenders could have taken all the tricks with something to spare, scoring 2,300.  That is, however, very little more than the value of the grand slam that they were entitled to in spades, hearts or diamonds.  But something went wrong with the defense.

            A French expert sitting West led the spade ace, and East dropped the jack.  West continued with the king, not stopping to think that his partner must have the ten: A double of two spades with a singleton would be inconceivable.  East should now have played the nine, making it clear that he held the ten, but he erred in his turn by playing the ten.  West continued by cashing the queen, completing the ruin of the defenders trumps.


            A shift to a red suit at this point would have enabled the defense to take 11 tricks for a penalty of 1,700, but West's feet were still set firmly on the road to disaster and he led a club.  Slavenburg gratefully won with dummy's king, drew the missing trump with the eight over the seven, and claimed his contract.  Seven club tricks and one trump trick were enough for a score of 670.

In the replay the Dutch East-West played in six spades, making an overtrick, and felt guilty about their failure to bid seven.  "Did the French pair reach the grand on Board 13?" they demanded urgently when the team assembled at the end of the session.

"We made a game in spades," reported Slavenburg modestly.

"That's a different board," said his teammates impatiently.  "On Board 13 East-West are cold for seven spades."

"We made game in spades," Slavenburg persisted, and it took half an hour to dissipate the others' incredulity.

Some have expressed skepticism about this, but if the story is fiction it indicates remarkable creative imagination.